WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE TORY LOCALLY!

 Apologies for the lack of posts!
Me and the good lady wife have been tending to the weeds at our 3rd home in the Dordogne, and you know what the Frenchies are like now that they've got to work a few more bally years!
(If we're honest, we're thinking of moving back to Aldeburgh for the summer.
Too many bureaucrats in Johnny Europe, and the pound's bounced back now we've debunked the Covid Myth).

Anyway.........
Local Elections.
Massive pain in the arse, but until England gets independence, we're stuck with all this petty bourgeois mithering.

As this article shows (it's ok - it's from Archant - the Daily Mail of the Far East)
https://www.becclesandbungayjournal.co.uk/news/23463141.east-suffolk-waveney-conservatives-campaign-council-elections/

The Conservative Party are the party for the following things:

PHOTO ID  - We won't have any Johnny Foreigner, or the feckless hippies that pick strawberries on my farm, voting.
They get a winter fuel allowance.
That should be enough.

CLIMATE EMERGENCY/ENERGY SECURITY - We can't fanny about with flower planters and bicycle lanes anymore.
We need a nuclear power plant on every council property roof, and all solar panels to be moved to Wales.

And Snooker should be like Wimbledon debentures - Invite Only - Must wear a tie.

BROADBAND & EV CHARGING - Let's get on with it if we have to?
Privatise the lot, and create a share option.
Put charging points in every council property backgarden if they have one?
Put it in their kitchens if not.

VOTES FOR US - Vote for us!
If you don't vote for us, we can't win!
If we don't win, then your houses will only be worth a few hundred thousand, your children will have to go to school with poor people, your pensions will only get you twice-annual holidays until you're 99 years old, and you might as well forget that private cataract operation!
Vote.
For us.
We're in charge.

TAKE IT BACK.
GET IT DONE.
SAVE LIVES.
STARVE THE CHINESE, THE RUSSIANS, THE YEMENIS, AND ANY IMMIGRANTS LOOKING FOR A FREE RIDE.
KEEP IT LOCAL.

So as you can see, it's fairly anodyne stuff.

If you want us to continue making bloody good weapons & armour, sticking-it to the bad guys, making sure we're the envy of the world with our monarchy, and keeping at least ten per cent of you happy, you need to do the right thing.

I do mine postally.
Now that the Disloyal Mail has gone private, I tend to do everything postally.
Even the wife!
HURRAH!

First past the post, and back of the net!

Move along please.