Skip to main content

THE TREE HUGGERS HAVE CANCELLED CHRISTMAS!



There at it again!
There now cancelling Xmas, and quite probably there going to cancel Miss Beccles Beauty Carnival as well.
No lights, no Beach FM, no fun more like!?
It disgusts me.
This is exactly why I won't vote.
Elections are rigged in favour of the Green Party and there Terradactyl recycling guff.
If we wanted Richard Attleborough on our town council wee'd of built a skatepark where Lidl's is, and made Tim Westwood Way a cycle-path.

Bloody do-gooding pinkos!
Giving us clean air, and safe spaces for our kids, whilst the bookies, vape-sellers & Greggs are cast out into retail ignominy!
There just a bunch of bicycle-riding, communist buzz-kills.

And by moving the Antiques Fair to the Quay there probably gonna force us all to eat healthy Cafe 51 food, and work out at The Space?
There agenda is one of community development, and progressive town planning rather than one of boosting That Economy.
How are the 3 Best Independent Retailers supposed to survive there obnoxious plans if people are expected to walk from there cars?
People who vape need to park outside the shop!
FACT.
Green Party Activists ruining the economy.



Their will be a run on Blue Badges at the Job Centre when they bring back the Poll Tax.
It's an inside job that will see us all outside absorbing Vitamin D, when we should be terrorising pedos, and setting off fireworks in there stupid 20mph zones.


I am moving.
(As soon as there traffic barriers are down).
To somewhere better like Blackburn or Leicester.
None of them give back-handers & parking spaces to private corporations like the Lido and the Church.
There behind The Economy, flicking a V at Corbyn19, and bringing justice to the social warriors of phone-scroll hysteria.
And they've got THREE Wetherspoons!

If the Waveney Valley needed climate-changing, why do Bungay & Halesworth even exist?
We should take to the streets, cut down the trees, knock over bins, and chant are anthem:
"Make Beales A Multi-Storey & Make McWrong Trousers President of Beccles!" 
An artist's impression of our proposed rally.

We're expecting thousands of supporters (including a well-tanned Stephen Yaxley-Lennon) on Thursday, outside the 9th Best greeting card shop in East Suffolk.

We'll only protest for 60minutes.
Apparently you can't catch Coronavirus with the One Hour Rule? 
(And their will be queues building outside our retail empires anyway).

1pm.
Facemasks optional, but you'll look like a dick.
 

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

BRING BACK BRITISH LEYLAND!

Our Great 5th-In-Command. If Grant Shapps wants to take the bally family on vacation (at the correct School Summer Holidaying juncture may I add?), then who are we to stop him? Having endured the ludicrous Stop/Start shenanigans concerning HS2, the vilification of the Have-A-Go Heroes at Canning Town, who so bravely rescued us from a lifetime of p uritannical hell under the yoke of Extinction Rebellion , and finally a bunch of Town Council tree-huggers hellbent on destroying the beautiful vistas of Hertfordshire, and severely reducing house-prices in the Welwyn/Knebworth Golf Course Triangle , I think it’s only ruddy fair that the Shapps Family Jet2 off to a facemask-free country for a well-deserved rest. I can’t understand why he’d holiday in the mucky pinko EU , but an MP’s salary probably doesn’t allow for a month in Florida with several boarding school brats. I much prefer spending my PIP on a golfing holiday for two. My wife spends hers on Ocado. And now all of the mort...
Post a Comment
Read more
WHERE ARE WE? ROCKBOTTOM. When Lynsey De Paul & Mike Moran sang ‘Rockbottom’ in 1977’s Eurovision, little did they know that Thatcher was about to become Queen of the Britons, the utilities & unions were about to take a hefty kicking, and our 5 year dalliance with our continent’s Felicite’ and Bonheur were about to be questioned for the first time. And NOT JUST for the first time! The Specials were still 4 years away from confirming that our towns were in fact ‘Ghostly’, and that all the clubs & pubs had been closed down. And what did we do? We didn’t wallow in the fact that it was Ally’s Tartan Army that headed to The Argentine, and that Trevor Francis & Kevin Keegan were well past their ‘ Use-By Date’ (yet another unwanted ‘regulation’ from those fascists in Brussels). We didn’t storm out of the Song For Europe campaign in an open top bus, promising to shore-up the NHS with gazillions of cash. We didn’t take those South American World Cup Winners on, before we’d had...
Post a Comment
Read more

NO to the Beccles Pedestrianisation Scheme

Felicitations to the Unwashed Masses. Yanny Mac Cockwomble here - formerly  yanny mac dwile flonker . Our Great Leader. Had all sorts of issues with the DWP since Boris took the helm. Not his fault. Bally Trots at the Jobcentre Plus. (Plus what exactly? Coronavirus??? LOL! < insert emoji >) They keep faffing around with the Inca Benz - one minute it's 'Support', the next it's 'Credit', then it's 'Support' again, then 'Payment', and now it's an 'Allowance'! (Haven't had an allowance since Mumsy set up a side account with Matron at boarding school! LOL! < insert emoji >). They'll be wanting to bog-wash the fruits and dorm-raid in my PJs with hockey sticks next! Idiots. And don't even begin to get me started on the Motability 'scheme'? If I wanted a ruddy electric motor car I'd talk to Noddy first. It's Green-Wash by stealth. So I thought I'd give my ha'p'orth on this proposed ...
Post a Comment
Read more