Skip to main content

BECCLES COMMUNITY.




 There is NOTHING I enjoy more than a robust and intelligent debate on The Interweb, particularly that new-fangled Facebook socialist media thing!

My 'go-to' forum is the Beccles Community Page, where fellow members of MENSA express well informed and erudite concerns regarding others.

Take this week for example........
One of the chaps who has a junior management role in the supermarket that made Britain great again, Piled it high-Sold it cheap, took on the Sainsbury Dynasty, kept Prunella Scales in work, and made everything that was little, 'helpful'.
He took to the keyboard and bally well said what EVERYONE ELSE was thinking!
Hurrah!

I paraphrase, but he basically asked why WE - the reluctant taxpayers - should pay for terminally ill or disabled people to have electric cars?
And he's damn well right!
Aren't PIP payments and mobility scooters enough for these people?
Whatever next?
Private health insurance???

As he correctly pointed out - these feckless, work-shy malingerers haven't paid a penny into a welfare system, so why the bally hell should they get an investment-return?

And by 'buying' an electric vehicle from their benefit allowance, aren't these ruddy hippie bunny-huggers just making everything worse for law-abiding petrol consumers?

May I remind these eco-warrior job-shirkers that it's oil & petrol companies who bankroll our pensions and mortgages?
Take out the tanks, bombs and fossil fuels, and our whole SAGA retirement plans will be up the Swanee, rather than crusing down the Danube during our AirBnB multiple-letting vacation!

No.
I say Bring Back Flogging!
And 2 Star & 3 Star leaded petrol.
(And The Workhouse).

Thank Anglican God for Tory-voting, affordable-home profiteering, retail sales managers, with a discerning attitude towards taxation and benefit-scrounging, and a huge dollop of hubris and self-assured assumption!

(I note that teen monster Thunderberg is very quiet now she's hit puberty?)

GOD SAVE THE KING!
A WEALTHY NATION IS A WINNING NATION!
WE'VE TAKEN IT BACK - NOW LET'S BUILD A WALL!!  


Mrs.Cockwomble's new garage extension.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

BRING BACK BRITISH LEYLAND!

Our Great 5th-In-Command. If Grant Shapps wants to take the bally family on vacation (at the correct School Summer Holidaying juncture may I add?), then who are we to stop him? Having endured the ludicrous Stop/Start shenanigans concerning HS2, the vilification of the Have-A-Go Heroes at Canning Town, who so bravely rescued us from a lifetime of p uritannical hell under the yoke of Extinction Rebellion , and finally a bunch of Town Council tree-huggers hellbent on destroying the beautiful vistas of Hertfordshire, and severely reducing house-prices in the Welwyn/Knebworth Golf Course Triangle , I think it’s only ruddy fair that the Shapps Family Jet2 off to a facemask-free country for a well-deserved rest. I can’t understand why he’d holiday in the mucky pinko EU , but an MP’s salary probably doesn’t allow for a month in Florida with several boarding school brats. I much prefer spending my PIP on a golfing holiday for two. My wife spends hers on Ocado. And now all of the mort...
Post a Comment
Read more
WHERE ARE WE? ROCKBOTTOM. When Lynsey De Paul & Mike Moran sang ‘Rockbottom’ in 1977’s Eurovision, little did they know that Thatcher was about to become Queen of the Britons, the utilities & unions were about to take a hefty kicking, and our 5 year dalliance with our continent’s Felicite’ and Bonheur were about to be questioned for the first time. And NOT JUST for the first time! The Specials were still 4 years away from confirming that our towns were in fact ‘Ghostly’, and that all the clubs & pubs had been closed down. And what did we do? We didn’t wallow in the fact that it was Ally’s Tartan Army that headed to The Argentine, and that Trevor Francis & Kevin Keegan were well past their ‘ Use-By Date’ (yet another unwanted ‘regulation’ from those fascists in Brussels). We didn’t storm out of the Song For Europe campaign in an open top bus, promising to shore-up the NHS with gazillions of cash. We didn’t take those South American World Cup Winners on, before we’d had...
Post a Comment
Read more

NO to the Beccles Pedestrianisation Scheme

Felicitations to the Unwashed Masses. Yanny Mac Cockwomble here - formerly  yanny mac dwile flonker . Our Great Leader. Had all sorts of issues with the DWP since Boris took the helm. Not his fault. Bally Trots at the Jobcentre Plus. (Plus what exactly? Coronavirus??? LOL! < insert emoji >) They keep faffing around with the Inca Benz - one minute it's 'Support', the next it's 'Credit', then it's 'Support' again, then 'Payment', and now it's an 'Allowance'! (Haven't had an allowance since Mumsy set up a side account with Matron at boarding school! LOL! < insert emoji >). They'll be wanting to bog-wash the fruits and dorm-raid in my PJs with hockey sticks next! Idiots. And don't even begin to get me started on the Motability 'scheme'? If I wanted a ruddy electric motor car I'd talk to Noddy first. It's Green-Wash by stealth. So I thought I'd give my ha'p'orth on this proposed ...
Post a Comment
Read more