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BECCLES ROAD CLOSURES (A short blog)


And whilst we're at it, HOW DO WE KNOW that the everyday road closures for water-mains, gas-leaks, RTA's, or sewers isn't just a Soviet Conspiracy to put ALL of our independent retailers out of business?

Worth thinking about?

Definitely worth shouting about on Facebook.............

"Vorsprung Durch Technik" (We Shall Overcome).

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