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AND WHAT ABOUT THE LEAVES????



It is time we, as a people, reclaimed the roads.
It is time we took to our medieval streets, and placed them firmly in the 21st Century!

For too long the tree-huggers & apparatchiks on the council have greedily overtaken our green & pleasant land, with their Austerity Demos, and their Climate Change nonsense!

We don't need rainbow flags on our Town Hall!
We need car-parking spaces!
FREE car-parking spaces!
Outside our estate agents, and our local Dominos Pizza restaurant.

My grandchildren didn't fight a war against Churchill so that the pinkos in power could destroy the very fabric of society!
We live in a democracy!
Where EVERYONE's voice is heard, and we strive to maintain the same MP for a thousand years.

If my children want dropping off outside Greggs or Prezzos, WHO ARE THEY to tell us otherwise?
We're supposed to be fighting obesity, not encouraging our loin-fruit to sit at home, wondering if they'll ever go outside in the car ever again??

These councillors will only be happy when they've DESTROYED society, shut down our dry-cleaners, demolished our Loading Only spaces, and raised the green Hammer & Sickle over our Pay & Display areas!

WE SHOULD UNITE, BY HOLDING HANDS, KISSING A BIT, HUGGING, AND COMPLETELY IGNORING ANY ATTEMPT TO DISTANCE US!
WE SHOULD TAKE TO THE STREETS, CHAIN OURSELVES TO THOSE BARRICADES, AND NOT LEAVE UNTIL THOSE VERY STREETS ARE FREE FOR EVERYONE WITH A VERY LARGE CAR!

Mandela gaves us the Motability Scheme.
Now Thunderberg wants to take it away...........

We fought the Corbyn 19 virus on the beaches.
Now let's fight it on the roads!

WHO IS WITH ME???


We'll need banners, a chant, some handcuffs, maybe some nice face-paints, a journalist from the B&BJ, and a few days off work.
(We shut Sundays, most of Tuesdays & half day Wednesdays so I reckon we should do it then?)

And whilst we're at it???
WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LEAVES???
The Town Council should be sweeping up leaves, not erecting monuments to scientists who couldn't find a cure for Corbyn 19!

(It's particularly bad on the tree-lined avenue during Autumn).

TOGETHER WE ARE STRONGER!
NOT IN MY BACK YARD MISTER YELTSIN!


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