Yanny Mac - Grumpy Valley (formerly Cockwomble)

And whilst we're at it, HOW DO WE KNOW that the everyday road closures for water-mains, gas-leaks, RTA's, or sewers isn't just a Soviet Conspiracy to put ALL of our independent retailers out of business? Worth thinking about? Definitely worth shouting about on Facebook............. "Vorsprung Durch Technik" (We Shall Overcome).

It is time we, as a people, reclaimed the roads. It is time we took to our medieval streets, and placed them firmly in the 21st Century! For too long the tree-huggers & apparatchiks on the council have greedily overtaken our green & pleasant land, with their Austerity Demos, and their Climate Change nonsense! We don't need rainbow flags on our Town Hall! We need car-parking spaces! FREE car-parking spaces! Outside our estate agents, and our local Dominos Pizza restaurant. My grandchildren didn't fight a war against Churchill so that the pinkos in power could destroy the very fabric of society! We live in a democracy! Where EVERYONE's voice is heard, and we strive to maintain the same MP for a thousand years. If my children want dropping off outside Greggs or Prezzos, WHO ARE THEY to tell us otherwise? We're supposed to be fighting obesity, not encouraging our loin-fruit to sit at home, wondering if they'll ever go outside in the car ever again?? These cou...

Our Great 5th-In-Command. If Grant Shapps wants to take the bally family on vacation (at the correct School Summer Holidaying juncture may I add?), then who are we to stop him? Having endured the ludicrous Stop/Start shenanigans concerning HS2, the vilification of the Have-A-Go Heroes at Canning Town, who so bravely rescued us from a lifetime of p uritannical hell under the yoke of Extinction Rebellion , and finally a bunch of Town Council tree-huggers hellbent on destroying the beautiful vistas of Hertfordshire, and severely reducing house-prices in the Welwyn/Knebworth Golf Course Triangle , I think it’s only ruddy fair that the Shapps Family Jet2 off to a facemask-free country for a well-deserved rest. I can’t understand why he’d holiday in the mucky pinko EU , but an MP’s salary probably doesn’t allow for a month in Florida with several boarding school brats. I much prefer spending my PIP on a golfing holiday for two. My wife spends hers on Ocado. And now all of the mort...

Felicitations to the Unwashed Masses. Yanny Mac Cockwomble here - formerly  yanny mac dwile flonker . Our Great Leader. Had all sorts of issues with the DWP since Boris took the helm. Not his fault. Bally Trots at the Jobcentre Plus. (Plus what exactly? Coronavirus??? LOL! < insert emoji >) They keep faffing around with the Inca Benz - one minute it's 'Support', the next it's 'Credit', then it's 'Support' again, then 'Payment', and now it's an 'Allowance'! (Haven't had an allowance since Mumsy set up a side account with Matron at boarding school! LOL! < insert emoji >). They'll be wanting to bog-wash the fruits and dorm-raid in my PJs with hockey sticks next! Idiots. And don't even begin to get me started on the Motability 'scheme'? If I wanted a ruddy electric motor car I'd talk to Noddy first. It's Green-Wash by stealth. So I thought I'd give my ha'p'orth on this proposed ...