Felicitations to the Unwashed Masses. Yanny Mac Cockwomble here - formerly yanny mac dwile flonker . Our Great Leader. Had all sorts of issues with the DWP since Boris took the helm. Not his fault. Bally Trots at the Jobcentre Plus. (Plus what exactly? Coronavirus??? LOL! < insert emoji >) They keep faffing around with the Inca Benz - one minute it's 'Support', the next it's 'Credit', then it's 'Support' again, then 'Payment', and now it's an 'Allowance'! (Haven't had an allowance since Mumsy set up a side account with Matron at boarding school! LOL! < insert emoji >). They'll be wanting to bog-wash the fruits and dorm-raid in my PJs with hockey sticks next! Idiots. And don't even begin to get me started on the Motability 'scheme'? If I wanted a ruddy electric motor car I'd talk to Noddy first. It's Green-Wash by stealth. So I thought I'd give my ha'p'orth on this proposed ...